We are suuuper excited about our new venue and we wanted to make sure you all know that it’s a little further out than you’re used to
. The zip is 90002
and it’s across the street from Firestone Station. But don’t worry, what we lose in central location we more than make up for in the quality of the venue!
It’s getting hotter and there’s only ONE way to cool off because, darling, you KNOW it’s better down where it’s wetter…
Kinky Salon LA presents our Sandy Bottoms summer kickoff extravaganza, come dive down deep with a delicious mermaid, swing with a siren, kiss a kissing fish, blow a blowfish, share a shark or take a tickle from one (or all) of Cthulhu’s tempting tentacles. Deep breath now, darlings, because we’re free diving in our skin suits for as long as YOU can last. Don’t forget your towel cuz it’s time for a little H2 oh oh ooohhh
Scuba Divers, Muff Divers, Pirates, Wenches, Pirate Wenches, Boats, Lifeguards
(lotioning and oiling and lotioning til you can’t take it anymore) Board Shorts, Bikini
Tops, Bikini Bottoms…Or Both! Surfer dudes, Surfer Babes, Sailors, Sirens,
Atlanteans, Mermaids, Mermen, Merthings, Captain Nemo, Captain Ahab, Captain
Morgan, Captain Cream, Seagulls, Sea Monkeys, Sea Weed Succulent Sushi, Kissing
fish, Starfish, Dogfish, Groper…I mean Grouper Fish, Cthulhu, Octopuses, Octopussies, Cephalopods or just tentacles…lots of tentacles.