PLEASE NOTE: We are suuuper excited about our new venue and we wanted to make sure you all know that
it’s a little further out than you’re used to. The zip is
90002 and it’s across the street from Firestone Station. But don’t worry, what we lose in central location we more than make up for in the quality of the venue!
Ahoy Beauties!
It’s getting hotter and there’s only ONE way to cool off because, darling, you KNOW it’s better down where it’s wetter…
Kinky Salon LA presents our Sandy Bottoms summer kickoff extravaganza, come dive down deep with a delicious mermaid, swing with a siren, kiss a kissing fish, blow a blowfish, share a shark or take a tickle from one (or all) of Cthulhu’s tempting tentacles. Deep breath now, darlings, because we’re free diving in our skin suits for as long as YOU can last. Don’t forget your towel cuz it’s time for a little H2 oh oh ooohhh
DRESS
Scuba Divers, Muff Divers, Pirates, Wenches, Pirate Wenches, Boats, Lifeguards
(lotioning and oiling and lotioning til you can’t take it anymore) Board Shorts, Bikini
Tops, Bikini Bottoms…Or Both! Surfer dudes, Surfer Babes, Sailors, Sirens,
Atlanteans, Mermaids, Mermen, Merthings, Captain Nemo, Captain Ahab, Captain
Morgan, Captain Cream, Seagulls, Sea Monkeys, Sea Weed Succulent Sushi, Kissing
fish, Starfish, Dogfish, Groper…I mean Grouper Fish, Cthulhu, Octopuses, Octopussies, Cephalopods or just tentacles…lots of tentacles.
Doors open at 9pm, last entry at Midnight
ALL THE JUICY DETAILS:
No unaccompanied singles.
Please read about our PAL system and our Code of Conduct.
Don’t show up under-dressed or uninformed!
Costumes are REQUIRED (see suggestions above)
There will be a coat and bag check area. Clothing required in all outdoor areas.&
Feel free to bring some toys (no edge play or blood play please).
Smoking is permitted outside only.
CABARET Sensational acts featuring awesome talent from the Kinky Salon community
BDSM Fungeon for getting your kink on
FLIRT ZONE for kissing, conversing, and petting
PLAYROOMS for horizontal socializing
DJS, DANCING, and NAUGHTINESS all night
BYO BOOZE we provide ice, mixers, and cups. You bring your favorite libation
BYO CUP help save the planet and bring your own cup. We do have disposable cups available.
F E A T U R I N G
Miss Spent Youth
This burlesque goddess will seduce your sweet senses with her sultry sways as perfect as the ocean waves.
Broseidon
Major Suttle-Tease will be appearing as Broseidon, Ruler of the Brocean. He promises to thrust his Trident into a wet orifice or two, with your consent of course, before ruining one of your favorite Disney musicals forever…
Brynn Route
Our very own little mermaid has something very special in store for you human-folk.
Violet on the Rocks
Gird yer loins, mateys, because Violet on the Rocks is sure to blow some wind in yer sails!
Need a port in the storm?? Visit our yummy immersive hand washing station by excellent folks from Lucent Dossier!
