This year we have been so naughty all year long that we consider it a good thing, therefore triumphantly bypassing your binary naughty/nice system. Please deliver the following to our Festive as F*ck Kinky Salon LA party as reward and feel free to stay for the “cookies” 😉
~ Extra large candy canes
~ Harnesses for our “Reindeer” (preferably black with spikes)
~ One hideous festive sweater
~ A “Festivus Pole” for the elves to dance on
DRESS CODE: Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Santa, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Tiny Tim, Heat Miser/ Snow Miser, Rudolph, The Grinch, Dickens Characters, Christmas Drag, Festive Ridiculousness, Christmas Trees, Baubles, Frosty, Dominic the Christmas Donkey, Christmas Specials, Hideous Christmas Sweaters
Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome! Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door.
~The Candy Cane Lick Off! Featuring YOU and your licking, sucking skills~
~Santa and his XXXmas elves! Sit on his knee, he’ll make you cry!~
~Booty shaking festiveness from the fabulous Kinky Salon DJs~
~The amazing cabaret of non-denominational festive talent~
The Event CABARET featuring awesome talent from the Kinky Salon community BDSM Fungeon for getting your kink on PLAY rooms for horizontal socializing DJS, DANCING, and NAUGHTINESS all night! BYO BAR we provide ice, mixers and cups. You bring your favorite libation
Kinky Salon is a global movement that promotes sexual liberation by hosting community gatherings where sex is integrated into the social fabric of the events. Kinky Salons are parties. They are really, really fun parties with costumes, art, dancing, and performance, as well as areas where people can be playfully sexual. We are queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. Creativity is the focus of the events, and sex is just one way to express yourself at a Kinky Salon.
There’s a secret facebook group to chat and flirt with the community. Just reply to this mailing with a request to be added using the email address you use for facebook and we’ll add you. The group is secret so it won’t show up on your feed or inform your grandma of your sexy social life.
Costumes are REQUIRED (see suggestions above)
Feel free to bring some toys (no edge play or blood play please).
There will be a coat and bag check area. Clothing required in all outdoor areas.
Smoking is permitted outside only.
Brought to you by: SYRUP LOFT
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