Jingle balls, jingle balls
Clothes in disarray!
Elves have had a gang bang
and led poor Rudolf astray!
Dashing through LA
On a kinky fucking sleigh
Built with extra bondage gear
coz Santa loves to play!
DRESS CODE: Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Santa, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Tiny Tim, Heat Miser/ Snow Miser, Rudolph, The Grinch, Dickens Characters, Christmas Drag, Festive Ridiculousness, Christmas Trees, Baubles, Frosty, Dominic the Christmas Donkey, Christmas Specials, Hideous Christmas Sweaters
Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!
Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door.
~The Candy Cane Lick Off! Featuring YOU and your licking, sucking skills~
~Wry Santa and his XXXmas elves! Sit on his knee, he’ll make you cry!~
~Booty shaking festiveness from the fabulous Kinky Salon DJs~
~A special Kinky Salon take on the Festivus Pole. You know it’s gonna be kinky~
~The amazing cabaret of non-denominational festive talent~