Sept 14 2019 Baroque Ass



We have a BRAND SPANKING NEW DOWNTOWN LOCATION for our upcoming event. You are cordially invited to an evening of extravagant pleasure. This invitation is extended only to those aristocrats of exceedingly refined taste, prestigious rank, and cultured gentility. You may expect an evening of resplendent, unbridled decadence and grandiose excess known only before to the most illustrious imperial appointments.

Please note: Whiny riff-raff or sniveling commoners attempting to gain admittance will be manacled, lashed, ridiculed, and poked with pointy sticks.

DRESS: Powdered Wigs, Fops, Flouncy Hankies, Frilly Shirts, Hoop Skirts, Corsets, Powdered Faces, Marie Antoinette, Mozart, Fancy Frenchies, Pantalones, Denizens of the Courts, Ruffles, Bows, Tricorn Hats, Bourgeoisie

Doors open at 10pm, last entry at Midnight
No unaccompanied singles.
Please read about our 
PAL system and our Code of Conduct.
Don’t show up under-dressed or uninformed!
Costumes are REQUIRED (see suggestions)
There will be a coat and bag check area. Clothing required in all outdoor areas.&
Feel free to bring some toys (no edge play or blood play please).
Smoking is permitted outside only.

CABARET Sensational acts featuring awesome talent from the Kinky Salon community
BDSM Fungeon for getting your kink on
FLIRT ZONE for kissing, conversing, and petting
PLAYROOMS for horizontal socializing
BYO BOOZE we provide ice, mixers, and cups. You bring your favorite libation
BYO CUP help save the planet and bring your own cup. We do have disposable cups available.



Come step into our delightfully sensual world and of taste and touch sensations!
Strawberries and whipped cream, lemon drops and bits of dark chocolate tickle your tongue while your sultry host and hostess anoint you with Orange Blossom and Rose Water. Perhaps a tickle with a feather or a pressure point massage will leave you ready to embrace the evening!
Leave us a sweet note on our heart cards letting us know “What is the sweetness in your life?” and we will celebrate la joie de vivre together … and try not to get tooo sticky! ?

Miss Kat Martin

Miss Kitty Meringue

Miss Kasey Rose

Click the image below for costume ideas


Kinky Salon is a global movement that promotes sexual liberation by hosting community gatherings where sex is integrated into the social fabric of the events. Kinky Salons are parties. They are really, really fun parties with costumes, art, dancing, and performance, as well as areas where people can be playfully sexual. We are queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive.  Creativity is the focus of the events, and sex is just one way to express yourself at a Kinky Salon.
There’s a secret facebook group to chat and flirt with the community. Just reply to this mailing with a request to be added using the email address you use for facebook and we’ll add you. The group is secret so it won’t show up on your feed or inform your grandma of your sexy social life.